Welcome to the Amazingly Discounted World of The Master Chef of Shitakimushrooms!
Hello!
My main domain for rightiousness. This is the most used site for me, and contains the most utter concentration for everything about me (Unlike my other flunk sites that I've totally abandoned) And it will contain far more stuff than usual. The banner of amazement, in which you see it at the top of this magnificence, will change constantly, depending on my mood.
Sooo, in short, this will be THE coolest site of the school year (I guarantee it or your money back) or else. So enjoy yourselves--And remember: There are many people that would gladly swim through an ocean of thumbtacks just to be ECLIPSED by the shadow that represents my accomplishments. So watch your back. THAT IS ALL.
Sister Site(s):
Izzie's Wonderful Site:
http://misadventures.weebly.com/
For Great Old Music (Ranging from the 20s to the Early 60s), please visit the GRAMMAPHONE DANCE HALL, a new wing of untamedpukehole.weebly.com:
www.thegrammaphonedancehall.weebly.com
Oh, and for those of you who's computer is retarded so you can't see the forum, here's the link:
http://10.94.2.225:81/cgi/block.cgi?URL=http://n2.nabble.com/The-Gor'em-Forum-f1334344.html&IP=216.100.88.130&CAT=MESBRD&USER=IPGROUP
FOOT NOTES:
January 10th:
SO: Lately, I've been obsessed with writing scary or otherwise "creepypasta" stories involving ghosts and mixed with real-life horror dudes, such as pedophiles, rapists, and murderers. Soooooo, in short, I should be posting some of my stories soon, since they are pretty cool IMO. So that's that.
IN OTHER NEWS:
January 12th:
Ever been to McClain's coffee shop?? NO?! Well, you, my friend, are retarded =)
McClain's is across the street from the Fullerton carwash, and Izzie and I always hang out there. You should go, sometime. You know, order a coffee with a nice sammich. Read some Keats and Austen or whatever. Whenever you come into some money, schoolmates, just let me know, and we can hang at one of my favorite spots---and stare at people 8D
SITE NEWS
January 20th 2009:
Yay! It's Inauguration time today!--And you folks know what that means! CHOCOLATE, has now been
added to the presidential menu. For some, this may mean death to us all--but to others (Like Me!)
it's like a warm blanket on our former piss-take with the Bushter.
I want an Obama-Rama shirt, but I have yet to recieve one. I have a couple of ideas that the president
should accomplish this year, and I think he probably will (I'm putting my good faith in the Prezz this time!)
Accomplish the Economy biz
Fix that terrible and pointless death clutch we all call a "War"
Make America less idiotic in the views of better countries (C'mon people, America is known for Hooters bars and Hannah Montanna...)
Avoid getting assassinated (I can just feel the attempts on their way now...)
Not to make stupid speeches in which he makes many grammar mistakes along with idiotic ideas
Make wise decisions about taxes
Know when to give up a fight (hint hint, don't start a friggin' stupid war)
WHAT MSN SAYS:
WASHINGTON — Barack Obama became the 44th
president of the United States on
Tuesday afternoon, banishing forever more
than 200 years of history during
which the office passed from white hands
to white hands.
Under the Constitution, Obama became president
at noon ET, even though he
had not formally been sworn in with the
inaugural ceremonies running behind schedule. Using his full name, Barack Hussein Obama,
the new president took the oath of office at 12:05 p.m. from Supreme Court
Chief Justice John Roberts, whose
nomination to the court he opposed as the junior Democratic senator from Illinois.
Clasping hands with his wife, Michelle,
Obama smiled
and waved to the crowd of as many as 2 million people
who jammed the National Mall.
In short, people, this is a big day in American History. And I'm happy that finally, in my total opinion,
America has decided to wise up and be less prejudiced about race and color. If only those slave owners could see us now.
They'd shit themselves back to death!
And I feel, just to smite all those close-minded dumbasses out there, the Gods in Heaven will make this first African-American president
the best president we've had, just to shove it in their faces. LOL
GO INAUGURATION 2009!!!
~Rylie Olsen
'Don't run away--It's only me! Don't be afraid of what can't ~seeee~!' 
OH YES, TOM WAITS IS ALMOST GOD: 
